Sunday, June 17, 2012

Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind:




Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind:
 
I planted some bird seed. 
A bird came up. 
Now I don't know what to feed it 
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I had amnesia once---or twice 
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I went to San Francisco . 
I found someone's heart. Now what? 
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Protons have mass? 
I didn't even know they were Catholic. 

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy 
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If the world were a logical place, 
Men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. 

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What is a "free" gift? 
Aren't all gifts free? 

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They told me I was gullible 
And I believed them. 

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home 
And, when he grows up, 
He'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. 

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Experience is the thing you have left 
When everything else is gone. 

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One nice thing about egotists: 
They don't talk about other people. 

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My weight is perfect for my height-- 
Which varies. 

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I used to be indecisive. 
Now I'm not sure. 

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How can there be self-help "groups"? 
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If swimming is so good for your figure, 
How do you explain whales? 

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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, 
And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. 

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Is it me --or 
Do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
 
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TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,
YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,
SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS

(Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the content here, it was in an email I received, but I hope you enjoyed it!)

4 comments:

  1. LOL - pretty funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

    -L-

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  2. LOL. Funny. Thanks for the laugh. :)

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