Thursday, October 4, 2012

Words of Wisdom (Humor)




People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.

Never read the fine print.
There ain't no way you're going to like it.


If you let a smile be your umbrella,
then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

The only two things we do with greater frequency
in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years,
we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint,
you are probably dead.



       

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    1. Awesome! Can I have the link or is it under your name?

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  2. I write and maintain a blog which I have entitled “Accordingtothebook” and I’d like to invite you to follow it.

    I didn’t see a follow wedgit on this site, but if you put one up...I will gladly follow you publicly as well.

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  3. Funny stuff!
    :-)

    -L-

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  4. Just checking back for any new items you may have posted.
    Thanks for putting up the wedgit.I'm your newest follower. Please consider following me back...just click on my avatar and go to the follow wedgit.
    P.S. I hope you had a very Merry Christmas.

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