30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (Humor)




*A few clowns short of a circus

*A few fries short of a Happy Meal

*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

*A few beers short of six-pack

*A few peas short of a casserole

*Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl

*One taco short of a combination plate

*A few feathers short of a whole duck

*All foam, no beer

*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

*Too much yardage between the goalposts

*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools

*As smart as bait

*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair

*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

*Forgot to pay his brain bill

*Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

*His belt doesn't go through all the loops

*If he had another brain, it would be lonely

*No grain in the silo

*Proof that evolution can go in reverse

*Receiver is off the hook

*Several nuts short of a full pouch

*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down



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