Serendipity

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney: Where some hemlines fall. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. Control: A short, ugly inmate. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living. Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist. Heroes: what a guy in a boat does. Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty: How golfers create divots. Paradox: two physicians. Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist: a helper on the farm. Polarize: what penguins in Antarctica see. Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV. Relief: what trees do in the spring. Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife. Seamstress: describes 200 pounds in a size two. Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does. Subdued: a guy, that works on one of those submarines. Sudafed: ...