EXAM ANSWERS OF 16 YEAR OLDS
Th e following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............they walk amongst us and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar (Good choice) Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire ......sigh.... Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight .....me too? Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs ...