Serendipity

I can't claim this as my own...it was on FB!  Enjoy!                                                              

Definition:  Pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings. «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» «»«» I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Jokes  about  German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. ...