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Sarcastic Remarks For Work

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And your crybaby  whiny  opinion would be...?  This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.  I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.  I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.  Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.  If I throw a stick, will you leave?  I f I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my  cats.  Does your train of thought have a caboose?  Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.  A PBS mind in an MTV world.  Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.  Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.  Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.  See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.  Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.  A woman's favorite position is CEO.  I'm trying to imagine you with...