Serendipity

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **************************  At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ********** Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push.. Push. Push." **************...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6...

I have a big thing with trying to save money when I can, and that means I will scour the web to find free, printable things...be it stationery, clipart, coloring pages for kids, and now coloring pages for adults.  I picked a few of my favorites to share with you...that I found on the web and I do not claim any of the images as my own. All are free and printable... Enjoy! To save any of these images, put your mouse on the image of your choice, right click and on the popup menu, pick "save image as..." and save it to a place in your photo folders so that you can find it again! Thanks for stopping by!