Serendipity

[Thinking Girl DeviantID 2 by discoandrea] 1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2. (On the difference between men and women:) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." - Bruce Willis 3. "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" - George Burns 4. "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" - Sandra Bullock 5. "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'" -Jason Alexander (from Seinfeld) 6. "Luge strategy? Li...

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley  (lead Riverdancer)   2. (On the difference between men and women:) "On the one hand, we'll  never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own  jars." - Bruce Willis  3. "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything  on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on  Satan.'" - George Burns  4. "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?  'Hold my purse.'" - Sandra Bullock  5. "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a  twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out  there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and  the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'" -Jason Alexander (from  Seinfeld)  6. "Luge strategy? Lie flat and t...