More definitions....(Humor)
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: two physicians.
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins in Antarctica see.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: describes 200 pounds in a size two.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued: a guy, that works on one of those submarines.
Sudafed: bringing litigation against a government official
Have a good day folks! :)
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GREAT post. I found this as I was writing an article, albeit from a different viewpoint, about the same thing- www.inventhistory.com
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